“You’re the bait,” the mangy squirrel said to the Legendary Trapper Phil. “When the Hairy Fairy swoops down to cause great bodily harm to you, I will jump on him. At that point, my personal enormous infestation of fleas will see his luxurious coat of hair and they will go for the upgrade. In the world of fleas the Hairy Fairy is beach front property in Florida. The Hairy Fairy will be eaten alive. “Mwaha-ha-ha!” “Great,” Phil exclaimed. Then following the squirrel’s plan Phil stepped out into the bait position. Standing out there, for some odd reason, he started to think about fishing worms….
“Wait a second,” Phil thought, “…doesn’t the fish eat the worm?”
Fort Wild Berry 